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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Hillarious Comments About FDT

Hillarious comments seen on IAMO blog:
Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.

Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn't stopped wetting his pants

The actual cause of global warming: Fred Thompson's burning rage.

Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There were no illegal immigration for a month.

If you purchase a weather radio, it will wake you up with an alarm to warn you when Fred Thompson is pissed off.

An abortion doctor tried to kill Fred Thompson when he was still in the womb, but he cut off the man's hand with the scalpel while shouting, "Do you know who I am? I'm Fred Thompson.

Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.

I heard Fred Thompson was the man who taught Leonidas to beat up persian faggots.

If Fred Thompson was at Thermopylae the movie would have been called One.

Charles Schumer's scrotum shrivelled up anytime Fred Thompson appeared.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed he wears Fred Thompson pajamas.

Fred Thompson was originally going to be a character in Street Fighter 2, but every button made him give his infamous Death Glare of Doom. When asked if he wanted the programmers to fix that glitch, Thompson replied "What glitch?"

The Rebel Alliance had nothing to do with destroying the Death Star, It cast a shadow over Fred Thompson, and self-destructed.

One look from Fred Thompson can:
1. Strike Chuck Shumner speechless for a month
2. Shock Ted Kennedy into soberity
3. Make Henry Waxman's balls turn blue and fall off

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