Be Kind to Mother Nature!

AL GORE III JAILED AFTER 100MPH DUI, DRUG BUST -- IN A ECO-FRIENDLY PRIUS...

Marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall...

If you're going to do drugs and drive like a maniac, at least be kind to the environment and do it in a Prius!

Not Easy Being Green

Feeling a bit smug about owning that hybrid? Better rein in that contempt for those who still drive primitive conventional cars. It seems that a Hummer is more ecologically friendly than a Prius.

"I've heard that bear steaks are tough, but maybe if you marinated them in beer, they'd turn out all right

Global Warming: The Utility Infielder of Explanations

Too hot: Global Warming
Too Cold: Global Warming
Too Wet: Global Warming
Too Dry: Global Warming
Too many hurricans: Global Warming
Too few hurricans: Global Warming
Polar ice caps too thin: Global Warming
Polar ice caps too thick: Global Warming
My wife is stepping out on me: Global Warming
My kids are brats: Global Warming
My kids are hyperactive and have ADD: Global Warming

It's easy. Anything and everything can be explained by Global Warming! Try it yourself!