MY PHILOSOPHY

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
Ben Franklin

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Global Warming: The Utility Infielder of Explanations

Too hot: Global Warming
Too Cold: Global Warming
Too Wet: Global Warming
Too Dry: Global Warming
Too many hurricans: Global Warming
Too few hurricans: Global Warming
Polar ice caps too thin: Global Warming
Polar ice caps too thick: Global Warming
My wife is stepping out on me: Global Warming
My kids are brats: Global Warming
My kids are hyperactive and have ADD: Global Warming

It's easy. Anything and everything can be explained by Global Warming! Try it yourself!

1 comment:

The Sen. said...

I think the full response is George Bush and thus Global warming.